Immigrant Stories: How did you come to US?

Celebrating the Immigrant in all of US--even you, yes you
  • Friend: I found your twat
  • Me: ........................................Wat.
  • Friend: didn't realise i was going to have to say i was following it before i put it that way
  • Me: ....You mean my twitter
  • Friend: Aye
  • Me: ......Dude. Immigrant here, ignorant of your slang. Convos with you prone to very awkward misunderstandings. Please get it right already.